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			<title>Why Beyonce and Jay-Z Need to Break Up</title>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:51:38 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><em>In &quot;Regret Everything&quot; comedian Will Hines tells us what thoughts have been gnawing at his brain.</em></p>

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I like Taylor Swift songs, especially when she&#039;s mad at some guy (i.e. all Taylor Swift songs). Were I Taylor&#039;s manager, the first thing I would do is try to get her next boyfriend to break up with her, preferably in a way that stings her melody-attracting, harmony-provoking romantic pride. </p>

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			<title>A Royal Proclamation from Queen Beyonce</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 11:34:45 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Twidiots: The Illuminati Are Everywhere</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:38:41 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><em>In &quot;Twidiots&quot;, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter&#039;s millions of users.</em></p>

	<p><h3> During her performance at the Super Bowl on Sunday, Beyonce threw up what some may <span class="caps">THINK</span> was the popular sign of Roc-a-Fella, her husband Jay-Z&#039;s massive brand and record label. But according to Twitter, it was <span class="caps">ACTUALLY</span> the <span class="caps">SECRET</span> gesture of the all-seeing, all-powerful underground organization the Illuminati. What no one else outside of the Twitterverse seems to realize, however, is that the Illuminati&#039;s tentacles reach far beyond Mr. and Mrs. Carter.</p>

	<p>And before anyone asks, yes, we here at CH are all proud members. What&#039;s up, Hov! </h3></p>

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			<title>Twidiots: Beyonce the Treasonous Traitor</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 17:34:29 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><em>In &quot;Twidiots&quot;, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter&#039;s millions of users.</em></p>

<h3> At President Obama&#039;s inauguration this week, Beyonce delivered a rousing performance of the national anthem &#151; one that unfortunately turned out to be lacking a key component: singing. Much of the Twitterverse did not take kindly to Queen B&#039;s lip-synching revelation, and had no trouble expressing the extent of their patriotic fury toward Mrs. Z. </h3>

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			<title>25 People Already Tweeted Your "Kanye Interrupts Romney" Joke</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:03:37 -0500</pubDate>
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	<p><em>Sorry pal: we know everybody wants to be Funniest Tweeter Of Election 2012, but your joke where Mitt Romney is Taylor Swift to Obama&#039;s Beyonce? Already old news on Twitter&#133;</em></p>

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