Why Beyonce and Jay-Z Need to Break Up

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:51:38 -0400

In "Regret Everything" comedian Will Hines tells us what thoughts have been gnawing at his brain.

I like Taylor Swift songs, especially when she's mad at some guy (i.e. all Taylor Swift songs). Were I Taylor's manager, the first thing I would do is try to get her next boyfriend to break up with her, preferably in a way that stings her melody-attracting, harmony-provoking romantic pride.

Roomba Cat Doesn't Have Time for This

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 11:49:03 -0400

Cleanin' floors and takin' names.

A Royal Proclamation from Queen Beyonce

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 11:34:45 -0400

Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner.

Beyonce's Crazy Zoo Shoes

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 10:36:59 -0500

She was going to add blood from the last unicorn in existence, but decided red was tacky.

Beyonce Isn't Even in Her Final Form

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 10:12:55 -0500

All the single saiyans.

Twidiots: The Illuminati Are Everywhere

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:38:41 -0500

In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

During her performance at the Super Bowl on Sunday, Beyonce threw up what some may THINK was the popular sign of Roc-a-Fella, her husband Jay-Z's massive brand and record label. But according to Twitter, it was ACTUALLY the SECRET gesture of the all-seeing, all-powerful underground organization the Illuminati. What no one else outside of the Twitterverse seems to realize, however, is that the Illuminati's tentacles reach far beyond Mr. and Mrs. Carter.

And before anyone asks, yes, we here at CH are all proud members. What's up, Hov!

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Twitter Convinced: Beyonce in Illuminati, For Sure

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 10:48:03 -0500

If you rearrange the first letters of all these tweets, it spells "YOU'RE STUPIDQKRNGPQKEBJVNCXKEAAEIBGN" well it goes on for a while there are a lot.

Shaq Lip-Syncs Beyonce's Super Bowl Show

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 11:58:30 -0500

Proof that Shaq doesn't even sing his own Beyonce songs.

Inauguration 2013: A Bad Lip Reading

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 10:51:30 -0500

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of nonsense.

Ultimate Lip Syncing

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 12:46:11 -0500

Ultimate Lip Syncing

CollegeHumor Responds to the Beyonce Lip-Synching Scandal

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 12:47:29 -0500

Clear her name, clear her name.

Twidiots: Beyonce the Treasonous Traitor

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 17:34:29 -0500

In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

At President Obama's inauguration this week, Beyonce delivered a rousing performance of the national anthem — one that unfortunately turned out to be lacking a key component: singing. Much of the Twitterverse did not take kindly to Queen B's lip-synching revelation, and had no trouble expressing the extent of their patriotic fury toward Mrs. Z.

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25 People Already Tweeted Your "Kanye Interrupts Romney" Joke

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:03:37 -0500

Sorry pal: we know everybody wants to be Funniest Tweeter Of Election 2012, but your joke where Mitt Romney is Taylor Swift to Obama's Beyonce? Already old news on Twitter…

If Romney gets elected I hope Kanye interrupts his acceptance speech and talks a...

Kid Performs Beyonce's "Countdown" in a Snuggie

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 13:01:15 -0400

For the record, he named his Snuggie Blue Ivy first.

Beyonce Takes on Kid in a Snuggie Performing "Countdown"

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 10:50:58 -0400

She's still the one.

Stoner Countdown

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:20:27 -0400

In honor of 4/20, a Beyonce love song about something we actually love. Watch it at (9).

Jay-Z and Beyonce

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:24:46 -0400

Pop Star Parenting

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 11:05:05 -0400

They're like an even hotter version of Goofus and Gallant.

If All Women Lived Like Beyonce

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 13:58:22 -0400

If this isn't convincing enough, there would also be more Austin Powers movies.

Blue Ivy in the Nursery

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:59:22 -0500

An exclusive look at the newborn baby that is already more famous than any of us will ever be.

CollegeHumor: Beyonce

Why Beyonce and Jay-Z Need to Break Up

Roomba Cat Doesn't Have Time for This

A Royal Proclamation from Queen Beyonce

Beyonce's Crazy Zoo Shoes

Beyonce Isn't Even in Her Final Form

Twidiots: The Illuminati Are Everywhere

Twitter Convinced: Beyonce in Illuminati, For Sure

Shaq Lip-Syncs Beyonce's Super Bowl Show

Inauguration 2013: A Bad Lip Reading

Ultimate Lip Syncing

CollegeHumor Responds to the Beyonce Lip-Synching Scandal

Twidiots: Beyonce the Treasonous Traitor

25 People Already Tweeted Your "Kanye Interrupts Romney" Joke

Kid Performs Beyonce's "Countdown" in a Snuggie

Beyonce Takes on Kid in a Snuggie Performing "Countdown"

Stoner Countdown

Jay-Z and Beyonce

Pop Star Parenting

If All Women Lived Like Beyonce

Blue Ivy in the Nursery