"Beyonce" Video

She has the voice of a tone-deaf angel.

She only came because the other members of Destiny's Child teach there now.

Now I know what Jay-Z sees in him.

He already regrets getting married before turning 2.

This is what the song would sound like if Lady Gaga wasn't completely f***ing insane.

If you're not married by the time you're two you've missed your chance. You're an old maid.

If you liked it then you should have put a nipple ring on it.

Now she'll be single forever.

"Bro, I'm gonna puke. Hold my hair."

If you liked it, you should have made it president of the United States of America.

If you like it you shoulda put a ring pop on it.

You'll never guess why these ladies are still in fact single ladies.

This spot-on re-enactment of Beyonce's "Single Ladies" video is as embarrassing as it is impressive, and it is very, very impressive.

Warning: This video contains gratuitous shots of ankles, necks and gams.

If Beyonce falls on stage in front of thousands of fans, does it make a sound?

Betty Boop is 75 and still full of zam, wa-wow, and plenty of boob-boob-a-doop. She's the original Beyonce.