Picture This picture should be what everbody in the future thinks of when they hear the word "drunk."
Picture "Big Shocker at Ithaca College's Commencement. And those people in the background are the school's President, Deans, and Board of Trustees."
Picture "First thing we did with our new shocker. Couldn't get it on her hand so we put it on her head."
Picture "Apperantly our lives were in danger at this UMD v. GMU game. During the entire game, we had security guards protecting us, then they escorted us out at the end of the game."