Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"At Penn College we MAKE strippers ride tricycles." (emphasis theirs)
So he handcuffed you to your get-away vehicle?
"Make me a bicycle, clown!"
Why did you wake me? I was having a beautiful dream.
That's not south!
The bicycle magnet is a success!
What, did you expect the deer to ride the bike home himself?
And so, as the snow began to accumulate on the ground around them, the warriors engaged it what would be their final battle.
Remember, we're parked next to the orange bike.
It's not a bicycle, it's a stool on wheels.
It's perfect for going home from Taco Bell.
"Well, the lock worked, somewhat."
So what, I've seen a bear in a fez do that.
*yawn* all this biking is making me tired.
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