Spring break St. Petersburg!
David Lynch had a dream about this once.
I think this one is called "Blue Steel".
Fast cars, hot women, and overpriced calculators.
This girl has life figured out.
They're not practical, or comfortable, or sanitary, or even necessarily sexy, but that hasn't stopped ladies from wrapping food around their naughty bits and calling it a bikini. We have in this galle …
The way to a woman's parts is through your stomach.
Taking the "pre" part of pre-gaming seriuosly.
Looks like this BottomSlim stuff really works.
That Sprite is only going to make them sticky.
And then he trotted off, knowing that this day would be a good day.
If I put my arms up when I slide into the pool, everyone will forget about the fall.
Searching for the preciouses in all the wrong places.
Aw, he thinks he's people. Horny, horny people.
"Need an Ego boost, what do you say?"
Check it out! I can get you antennae!
Guys, I got a touchdown! Guys! Are you even paying attention?
Derrr, this water mussin' up mah swimmy top.
Just enjoying the view.
The expert here is the girl on the left.