You had me at "Injured?"
But Jesus pays for it, he doesn't get it on the internet for free.
Good to see your mom is getting modeling work.
Another driving tip: Billboards can be distracting. Don't read them.
I don't know what they're selling, but I'm buying it.
You're not still planning on juicing that carrot, are you?
You see them on TV every day, and you'd never think they'd be capable of that.
I really hope her business card says "da Syphilis Eliminator"
Jesus' miracles are getting a little racist.
"So, uh, you advertise here often?"
Who needs parents when you have gigantic, question-answering advertisements?
They also have slot machines. Y'know, if you're not into the whole whore scene.
You're better off getting the year membership. There's no way you can possibly see everything in one day.
I'll wait for the chicken and cow attacks first. Then we'll talk about being vegan.
Diapers to die for.
"Mommy, what does that sign say?" - little kid on his way to Sunday School.
It's never Lupus.
It's resurrected after 3 days, ladies. Be patient.
You can't spell incestuous without I and U
Can I still gay date though?
Just so you know, it's not exactly "PC" to call it "food" anymore.
And they said appointing a 6-year-old to be Supreme Leader was a bad idea.
Wait, so is granpoppy coming back or not?
This is the adult way of saying "No Girls Allowed."