Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Well... fine then. Graffiti. What's your excuse?
If we could just kill two more people I'm pretty sure there would be world peace.
Oh no, my name's Joe Klein I just wanted the store to have a memorable name.
Try explaining the, "Santa's not coming" sign to your kids.
In Kentucky, this is actually an advertisement.
When people think 'abortion' we want them to think of our product.
"We found this billboard in downtown Kampala, the capital of Uganda."
Calling dinner "oral action" is like calling peeing "sex."
All the best engineers are virgins.
In your face, Starbucks!
"Ain't that the truth."
You must never give up hope, no matter how Asian you are.
My ideal woman is five times larger than me, and can't see back.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.