Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
My ideal woman is five times larger than me, and can't see back.
And lawyers wonder why everybody hates them.
All crime is fun, that's why it's illegal.
He's going to jump HOW MANY soda cans?
Before you load this picture, you should know Missouri is the "Show Me" state. Okay, ready? Go!
The illiterate and the Amish are the two groups you can safely make fun of on the Internet.
'Your honor, if I may I'd like to karate chop another cement brick.''I'll allow it.'
Lauurrraaaa it's doing the thing with the stars again. You know, it looks like that scene in Star Wars? Wait, nevermind! I fixed it.
We're #1! We're #1!
I once sucked dick for books.
No, I'm still not getting rapist. Could you smile a little wider, and maybe point at her? Yes, that's it! Perfect!
This billboard was a huge waste of money for PoliteCorp.
You don't get fat if you're just going for the toy, right?
We got frog-on-toad, toad-on-frog-on-toad, poisonous-frog-on-toad, and the hottest tadpole action you've ever seen!
A Chevrolet is a hell of a car.
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Don't ask me again.