Well that explains why he pooped on my windshield.
And yet we don't understand how flying with wings works. Touche, pigeons.
A little too passionate if you ask me.
I'd follow her to the end of the world.
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War is Hell
Breaking News: Pug-Sparrow Mutant Formed From Oil Spill in Gulf.
The wise old owl will not lend you his notes again, man.
"My eyes are down here!"
"My dad paid money for this."
Some unfinished business. The beak only does so much damage.