Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Birds are way craftier than you
Stupid birds. They never pay for anything
This is the fastest bird I've ever seen.
Seagulls only go that far inland to get hit by a camera mounted to the top of a car.
It's exactly like that one time, in Avatar, when Jake Sully tames the Taruk and comes back to the Na'vi people to claim his throne. So sick.
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE VIDEO OF MY BABIES, AND WHAT DID YOU DO?!? Pervert."
How can love so wrong feel so right?
I wish these were my parents, but I guess that'd make me the bird. Or the gun.
He changes from happy to sad so often we think he's bipolar.
"It definitely had the jizz of a thrush, but I couldn't see what kind."
Squirrels have the ability to steal abilities from other animals they eat. How else do you think we get flying squirrels?
Birds of War
You've answered your own question
I take back everything I said about how we should save the environment
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.