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Derp Eagle
"Wait, who might become president?"
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Chicken-Fish Takes a Trip to Flavor Country
Wow, ungodly beasts really do make everything look cool.
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The Most Interesting Man in the World's Neglected Son
He doesn't always paint the squash like people and hold "family reunions," but when he does it's for attention.
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Lady Falls for Duck Con
They've moved on from stale bread to stolen bread.
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Drunk Parrots In Australia
Polly wants a refill. Last call is when Polly says last call is.
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Bird Poop Ghost
It's a warning. Next time he better give his extra fries to the seagulls.
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Duck Family Made Out of Squash
Don't throw bread at them, they are incapable of eating.
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Duck Army
At least the Nazis didn't poop all over your front yard.
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Owl Bath
"I hope you sufficiently rinsed and lathered, I don't think I enough left in the tank for a repeat."
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Owl in a Box
I never know what to order when I go to Hooters, either.
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Peacock Roof Party
"I just got that thing re-shingled. What a bunch of peadicks."
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Great Tits Bird
Now I can use my binoculars for something worthwhile - looking at great tits.
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Pigeon Stuck in Bread
You wear what you eat.
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Penguinologists
Even worse, he got his degree at a state school.
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Goose Wearing Sandals
That's just cruel, flip flops are so much more comfortable.
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Brid Buckets
Not a problum.
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Owl Blending in with a Tree
"Hoo told you?"
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Popcorn Animals
Looking for funny shapes in clouds is just SO 2010.
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BP Chocolate Pelican
It's like when Augustus Gloop fell into the chocolate river, but somehow even sadder.
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Drooling Goose
"Yeah, son. That's how you KNOW it's that good bread."


