Derp Eagle picture Derp Eagle

"Wait, who might become president?"

| 0 comments | February 02, 2012
Chicken-Fish Takes a Trip to Flavor Country picture Chicken-Fish Takes a Trip to Flavor Country

Wow, ungodly beasts really do make everything look cool.

| 2 comments | January 27, 2012
The Most Interesting Man in the World's Neglected Son picture The Most Interesting Man in the World's Neglected Son

He doesn't always paint the squash like people and hold "family reunions," but when he does it's for attention.

| 4 comments | January 24, 2012
Lady Falls for Duck Con picture Lady Falls for Duck Con

They've moved on from stale bread to stolen bread.

| 4 comments | January 13, 2012
Drunk Parrots In Australia picture Drunk Parrots In Australia

Polly wants a refill. Last call is when Polly says last call is.

| 2 comments | January 09, 2012
Bird Poop Ghost picture Bird Poop Ghost

It's a warning. Next time he better give his extra fries to the seagulls.

| 4 comments | December 14, 2011
Duck Family Made Out of Squash picture Duck Family Made Out of Squash

Don't throw bread at them, they are incapable of eating.

| 7 comments | August 11, 2011
Duck Army picture Duck Army

At least the Nazis didn't poop all over your front yard.

| 10 comments | July 30, 2011
Owl Bath picture Owl Bath

"I hope you sufficiently rinsed and lathered, I don't think I enough left in the tank for a repeat."

| 4 comments | July 18, 2011
Owl in a Box picture Owl in a Box

I never know what to order when I go to Hooters, either.

| 14 comments | July 14, 2011
Peacock Roof Party picture Peacock Roof Party

"I just got that thing re-shingled. What a bunch of peadicks."

| 4 comments | July 11, 2011
Great Tits Bird picture Great Tits Bird

Now I can use my binoculars for something worthwhile - looking at great tits.

| 13 comments | July 03, 2011
Pigeon Stuck in Bread picture Pigeon Stuck in Bread

You wear what you eat.

| 4 comments | June 24, 2011
Penguinologists picture Penguinologists

Even worse, he got his degree at a state school.

| 3 comments | June 24, 2011
Goose Wearing Sandals picture Goose Wearing Sandals

That's just cruel, flip flops are so much more comfortable.

| 6 comments | June 24, 2011
Brid Buckets picture Brid Buckets

Not a problum.

| 5 comments | June 21, 2011
Owl Blending in with a Tree picture Owl Blending in with a Tree

"Hoo told you?"

| 3 comments | June 14, 2011
Popcorn Animals picture Popcorn Animals

Looking for funny shapes in clouds is just SO 2010.

| 8 comments | May 23, 2011
BP Chocolate Pelican picture BP Chocolate Pelican

It's like when Augustus Gloop fell into the chocolate river, but somehow even sadder.

| 6 comments | May 09, 2011
Drooling Goose picture Drooling Goose

"Yeah, son. That's how you KNOW it's that good bread."

| 3 comments | May 06, 2011