Bird Bathes in Chocolate Fountain picture Bird Bathes in Chocolate Fountain

This bird is living the dream

| 2 comments | May 21, 2012
Dead Bird Has Get Well Soon Balloon picture Dead Bird Has Get Well Soon Balloon

I don't think there's any recovering from that

| Be the first to comment! | May 16, 2012
Truck Releases Hundreds of Birds picture Truck Releases Hundreds of Birds

Fly, my pretties! Fly!

| Be the first to comment! | May 10, 2012
Eagle Armed with a Hunting Knife picture Eagle Armed with a Hunting Knife

The ultimate killing machine.

| 1 comment | May 09, 2012
Fiesta Mascot Commands Army of Birds picture Fiesta Mascot Commands Army of Birds

Maybe we shouldn't do Mexican tonight

| 1 comment | May 04, 2012
Spinning Pigeon picture Spinning Pigeon

Stop the vent! I want to get off!

| Be the first to comment! | April 26, 2012
Owl with Chick in its Mouth picture Owl with Chick in its Mouth

One chicken-stuffed owl, coming right up.

| 1 comment | April 26, 2012
Raven Rockin' Shades picture Raven Rockin' Shades

Quoth the raven, "'Sup, brah?"

| Be the first to comment! | March 16, 2012
Joe Biden Badass Explosion picture Joe Biden Badass Explosion

Rock, flag, and eagle, and awesome explosion.

| 6 comments | March 15, 2012
Pigeon King picture Pigeon King

A still form "Home Alone 3: We Definitely Didn't Make a Third or Fourth One Yet."

| 4 comments | March 09, 2012
Pigeon Wearing Bread picture Pigeon Wearing Bread

Look at that piece of bread and tell me he ain't fed.

| 1 comment | March 01, 2012
Ryan Gosling Gosling picture Ryan Gosling Gosling

If you're a bird, he's a bird. Well, even if you're not a bird.

| 3 comments | February 28, 2012
Drunk Girl Eats Mouse Fur Out of an Owl Pellet picture Drunk Girl Eats Mouse Fur Out of an Owl Pellet

All the more reason to not get drunk on a fourth grade field trip.

| 1 comment | February 23, 2012
Derp Eagle picture Derp Eagle

"Wait, who might become president?"

| Be the first to comment! | February 02, 2012
Chicken-Fish Takes a Trip to Flavor Country picture Chicken-Fish Takes a Trip to Flavor Country

Wow, ungodly beasts really do make everything look cool.

| 2 comments | January 27, 2012
The Most Interesting Man in the World's Neglected Son picture The Most Interesting Man in the World's Neglected Son

He doesn't always paint the squash like people and hold "family reunions," but when he does it's for attention.

| 4 comments | January 24, 2012
Lady Falls for Duck Con picture Lady Falls for Duck Con

They've moved on from stale bread to stolen bread.

| 4 comments | January 13, 2012
Drunk Parrots In Australia picture Drunk Parrots In Australia

Polly wants a refill. Last call is when Polly says last call is.

| 2 comments | January 09, 2012
Bird Poop Ghost picture Bird Poop Ghost

It's a warning. Next time he better give his extra fries to the seagulls.

| 4 comments | December 14, 2011
Duck Family Made Out of Squash picture Duck Family Made Out of Squash

Don't throw bread at them, they are incapable of eating.

| 7 comments | August 11, 2011