Drop that beat not egg.
A bird in the hand is worth a lot less if the cat gets it.
Whoever said we had to be nice to birds? Not me. They're not nice to us, why should we be nice to them? Screw 'em. They can fly all the way south for all I care.
These bird houses aren't going to just build themselves.
Nothing like good, clean fun.
Yep, just a bird.
A man teaches a young boy the secrets to being a disgusting human being.
Run, camera man, he's coming right for you.
You're not flying. This is flying!
"I'll walk for a little bit and then I'll fly."
Suspect is said to be extremely dangerous and want a cracker.
And he's got a plan.
Can't walk, can't fly... penguins are useless, man.
In other news, birds have taken over the city.
Polly onna cracker?
Get them off! They're too delightful!
Warning: Do not attempt to leave the computer. The outside world is dangerous.
This bird is living the dream
I don't think there's any recovering from that
Fly, my pretties! Fly!
The ultimate killing machine.
Maybe we shouldn't do Mexican tonight
Stop the vent! I want to get off!
One chicken-stuffed owl, coming right up.