I like to call this piece...."Birth Control"
That does sound effective.
"At least it's not raining men."
She just wears it all the time so she never forgets. Guys love it.
They say these things aren't entirely foolproof. Like, every 1 in a 100,000 gets pregnant anyway.
The only approved birth control for the Seventh Day Adventist church.
All mommy wanted was to be popular.
100% effective birth control.