Its your birthday and I'll shove your face into your cake if I want to.
Mama guilts best.
Feel the festive burn.
The bird is the second angriest thing in the room.
Sounds like someone's having a secret identity crisis.
You should see the piñata. It's a bag of Jolly Ranchers on a string.
Happy birthday to cats everywhere.
Warning: your party sucks.
Doggy DeVito just realized who he's named after.
Oh, horrible alien monster, you shouldn't have.
Having a cool professor is the best policy.