Be careful what you wish for.
Justin Bieber's Birthday Weekend: A perfect 22-word short story, in Twitter form. He HAD to have embellished some of those details, right??? No one's birthday weekend is THIS crazy.
Hey everyone! First off let me just say thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. I know that I can kind of live out of the way of most stuff, but I appreciate you making the trek! Also, sorr …
It's the thought that gets past the censors.
It's my party and I'll mope if I want to.
I sure hope you're all fans of David Liebe Hart, the Chicago White Sox, and the name Dan.
It'll take months to burn off those calories at that age.
Sometimes the biggest crooks come in the tiniest packages.
This is how all plumbers celebrate their birthdays.
"Do I make you cleaner, baby?"
Just like out in the wild.
This is almost as nice as the restraining order Betty White gave him for his birthday last year.