birthdays

    Phil is such a jerk
    Hold my baby while I pour liquor on my boobs? Thanks.
    Competitive Evite
    Diet birthday cake.
    Mmmmm the cake tastes like garbage. It's perfect!
    "It was the kid's birthday. He got pretty wasted and went into the late night dining hall and drank a half a bottle of olive oil. Then, he poured the rest on himself. Then, he took random people's drinks and poured them on his head. He ended up falling an
    World's Worst Mother.
    Alright, who wants to eat part of the homoboobz?
    "Shit never tasted so good!"
    "21 inches for her 21st birthday"
    Was "Happy Birthday, Love Jen". Now?

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