Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
She had a flight early next morning and was none the wiser.
You are what you eat, right?
Phil is such a jerk
Something tells me hard drinking clowns aren't hard to come by
Hold my baby while I pour liquor on my boobs? Thanks.
Diet birthday cake.
Mmmmm the cake tastes like garbage. It's perfect!
"It was the kid's birthday. He got pretty wasted and went into the late night dining hall and drank a half a bottle of olive oil. Then, he poured the rest on himself. Then, he took random people's drinks and poured them on his head. He ended up falling an
World's Worst Mother.
Alright, who wants to eat part of the homoboobz?
"Shit never tasted so good!"
I guess it's better than a cake that looks like a douche bag.
"21 inches for her 21st birthday"
Was "Happy Birthday, Love Jen". Now?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.