Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Just one of the girls.
Someone's gotta anchor them to the ground.
You better treat those girls right. Tupac's got his eye on you.
Ain't nothing wrong with showing your best side.
She must've washed up on shore moments before the photoshoot.
Doesn't he know spaghetti string tops aren't allowed?
Don't be fooled. He's having the time of his life.
This isn't where I parked my car.
Always the butt of the bread.
Guess who spits the hottest fire.
"Yeah, yeah I'll catch up with you girls in a minute. Ju -- just have to check something here for a sec."
Oh man, does that kid look like an idiot! Adidas tracksuit? What is this, Dude Where's My Car 2?
"See, you guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for Army guys."
"Found him" - The police officer looking for the pervert dressed as Waldo.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.