Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Where do you suppose they file Michael Jackson?
Out of the way, Bill.
What's Afro American about the Statue of Liberty, the Sphinx, and the Coliseum? Come in and find out.
"At least he's not bullshitting anyone."
"He blacked out."
Well, they are a jazzy people.
Must be tough for a church to have that address.
"Actual English language dessert menu from a Bulgarian pizzeria. I wanted to order one, but was scared it would be too big."
It's been a while since I've seen Indiana Jones, but...
It's funny because it's true.
I admire a man who knows what he wants.
I like to think of them as the family in the stupid tie-dye shirts, racist.
Do you have anything less... ethnic?
"I love being not that guy."
Hidden that guy.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.