Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Cute Pig in a Blanket
No one in the plane could tell he was watching porn, until his headphones unplugged.
This will be much less weird than the time I slept with an actual swan.
The only stains that blanket has are drool stains. And possibly Cheeto dust.
For their one year anniversary he got that same image tattooed on his chest. She was noticeably less enthusiastic about that.
"No, leave the blanket on this time"
"We drank enough for his grandma to make a blanket!"
I have seen some amazing technological advances in my life, but this blanket may be the best yet.
A blanket that, in a pinch, could hold thirty six bottles of liquor.
Sometimes you're too drunk to tell the difference between a blanket and a couch.
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