Tag: Blood (Page 3)

One man enters, half a man leaves. Picture One man enters, half a man leaves.
Factor 5 Razor Video Factor 5 Razor
Instant Karma Video Instant Karma
The van's not a-rocking, but I'm still going to just walk by and pretend I didn't see anything. Picture The van's not a-rocking, but I'm still going to just walk by and pretend I didn't see anything.
Sub-Zero wins! Picture Sub-Zero wins!
They're all single, ladies. Picture They're all single, ladies.
"It's from fencing with PVC piping found in the garbage." (gross) Picture "It's from fencing with PVC piping found in the garbage." (gross)
Just like Halloween brings out slutty girls' natural sluttiness, it brings out weird guys natural weirdness. Picture Just like Halloween brings out slutty girls' natural sluttiness, it brings out weird guys natural weirdness.
Hypothetically speaking, what do you think would happen if you hit a deer at, say, 70 miles per hour? Hypothetically. Picture Hypothetically speaking, what do you think would happen if you hit a deer at, say, 70 miles per hour? Hypothetically.
"When he accepted the dare quickly, I upped it with the blood and crap." Picture "When he accepted the dare quickly, I upped it with the blood and crap."
Hey guys, can I be in your gang? Picture Hey guys, can I be in your gang?
WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US!?! Picture WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US!?!
For most people this is a deny, but there's a certain percentage out there who would call this an enthusiastic approve. Picture For most people this is a deny, but there's a certain percentage out there who would call this an enthusiastic approve.
"My friend beat up LL Cool J back in '92 and took his jacket." Picture "My friend beat up LL Cool J back in '92 and took his jacket."
"After my friend decided to pull a knife on the bouncer..." Picture "After my friend decided to pull a knife on the bouncer..."
Whenever I read that sign I think "Uh oh, better look out for the retarded kids." Picture Whenever I read that sign I think "Uh oh, better look out for the retarded kids."
Ummm I think you guys are playing flag football wrong. Picture Ummm I think you guys are playing flag football wrong.
Let me check. Nope, you're wrong. Picture Let me check. Nope, you're wrong.
"My friend just got punched in the face by a 89 year old woman." Picture "My friend just got punched in the face by a 89 year old woman."
"Please, take the camera off, don't even bring it over there.""Oh my god."(warning: gross) Video "Please, take the camera off, don't even bring it over there.""Oh my god."(warning: gross)
I'm telling you, snake blood gives you an extra 100-200 horsepower, depending on how wise the snake is. Picture I'm telling you, snake blood gives you an extra 100-200 horsepower, depending on how wise the snake is.
The bull is nature's perfect killing machine. Let's taunt it! Video The bull is nature's perfect killing machine. Let's taunt it!
"Hang Nail." Picture "Hang Nail."
Abortion? 'snow problem! Picture Abortion? 'snow problem!