Picture "This guy just got hit by a roadside bomb in Iraq. Had to get helicoptered out." The most hardcore man you will ever see.
Picture Real life Something About Mary: "Too much partying at the University of Scranton leads to a penis getting caught in the zipper and an emergency room trip at 2 am. Note the blood on the man version of a pad they gave me."
Picture What better way to celebrate UMD's triumphant victory over Duke then a rubber bullet to the face? GO TERPS!
Picture "I scared my mom by pooring fake blood on a stuffed bear and saying the cat killed something big."
Picture "My drunk cousin thought it would be funny to smash a beer bottle over his head...I laughed."
Picture "Gross Sports injury, Throat slit by fallen players hockey skate, only missed 3 weeks before he was back on the ice...that takes balls..."
Picture "This is what it looks like when a marine gets beat up by a girl!!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT THIS ON!!!!"
Picture "This is what happens when you jump out of a helicopter and don't slow down before you hit the ground."
Picture "We were bored around the halls so for fun i broke a pretty nice sized board with my head...i have no karate experience...im just kinda dumb"