Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Let me check. Nope, you're wrong.
"My friend just got punched in the face by a 89 year old woman."
I'm telling you, snake blood gives you an extra 100-200 horsepower, depending on how wise the snake is.
Let that be a warning to the rest of you fish that weigh over 1000 pounds!
"This guy just got hit by a roadside bomb in Iraq. Had to get helicoptered out." The most hardcore man you will ever see.
"Dont get drunk and try to punch a wine glass." Good advice.
Real life Something About Mary: "Too much partying at the University of Scranton leads to a penis getting caught in the zipper and an emergency room trip at 2 am. Note the blood on the man version of a pad they gave me."
What better way to celebrate UMD's triumphant victory over Duke then a rubber bullet to the face? GO TERPS!
I can not WAIT to see the look on their faces when their room gets covered in animal blood!
You spelled "INSANE" wrong.
This is fron the Lt. Gov debate in Vermont...How could you not vote for him?
"I scared my mom by pooring fake blood on a stuffed bear and saying the cat killed something big."
"My drunk cousin thought it would be funny to smash a beer bottle over his head...I laughed."
Beer bottle to the head... (warning: gross)
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