Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US!?!
For most people this is a deny, but there's a certain percentage out there who would call this an enthusiastic approve.
"My friend beat up LL Cool J back in '92 and took his jacket."
"After my friend decided to pull a knife on the bouncer..."
Whenever I read that sign I think "Uh oh, better look out for the retarded kids."
Ummm I think you guys are playing flag football wrong.
Let me check. Nope, you're wrong.
"My friend just got punched in the face by a 89 year old woman."
I'm telling you, snake blood gives you an extra 100-200 horsepower, depending on how wise the snake is.
Let that be a warning to the rest of you fish that weigh over 1000 pounds!
"This guy just got hit by a roadside bomb in Iraq. Had to get helicoptered out." The most hardcore man you will ever see.
"Dont get drunk and try to punch a wine glass." Good advice.
Real life Something About Mary: "Too much partying at the University of Scranton leads to a penis getting caught in the zipper and an emergency room trip at 2 am. Note the blood on the man version of a pad they gave me."
What better way to celebrate UMD's triumphant victory over Duke then a rubber bullet to the face? GO TERPS!
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