Sperm Donation VS Blood Donation picture Sperm Donation VS Blood Donation

Either way it's a real win for bodily fluid.

| 4 comments | November 22, 2011
Kool-Aid Man Crashes Into The Shining picture Kool-Aid Man Crashes Into The Shining

His delivery of "Oh Yeah!" is exactly like Jack Nicholson's "Here's Johnny."

| 4 comments | October 20, 2011
Gnome Shoots at Friends picture Gnome Shoots at Friends

You don't gnome, man!

| 3 comments | September 14, 2011
That's one way to draw blood. picture That's one way to draw blood.

From Kyle

| 28 comments | January 28, 2011
Holy cow! That's a lot of blood. picture Holy cow! That's a lot of blood.

| 73 comments | January 11, 2011
"What happened to your regular UPS delivery guy? Well, he was terminated. Sign here." picture "What happened to your regular UPS delivery guy? Well, he was terminated. Sign here."

From MR. T

| 19 comments | January 10, 2011
Can't stay golden forever. picture Can't stay golden forever.

From Chino

| 21 comments | October 03, 2010
Feeling nostalgic? Not anymore. picture Feeling nostalgic? Not anymore.

| 75 comments | August 04, 2010
If you think that's intense, you should have seen Slipknot's performance at the reception. picture If you think that's intense, you should have seen Slipknot's performance at the reception.

| 14 comments | July 19, 2010
Bring it, robot—I chugged a gallon of toner last night. picture Bring it, robot—I chugged a gallon of toner last night.

| 34 comments | June 24, 2010
In fact, McCain was just about three dozen children short from winning in 2008. picture In fact, McCain was just about three dozen children short from winning in 2008.

| 24 comments | June 23, 2010
It's cool. I've got some gauze. picture It's cool. I've got some gauze.

| 75 comments | June 15, 2010
Lettuce pray for our fallen brothers (submit your food art now!). picture Lettuce pray for our fallen brothers (submit your food art now!).

From Shawn

| 44 comments | May 31, 2010
Go into the light. Feel its warmth melt all your pain away. picture Go into the light. Feel its warmth melt all your pain away.

From Jim Thompson

| 18 comments | February 20, 2010
Well you can't really complain about the "murdered in driver's seat discount." picture Well you can't really complain about the "murdered in driver's seat discount."

From Arnold Schwarzenegger

| 29 comments | December 23, 2009
The Jurassic Period picture The Jurassic Period

I would've loved to have been there the moment he thought of this brilliant costume.

| 4 comments | November 04, 2009
Lady Gaga picture Lady Gaga

A Lady Gaga who's been stabbed? Someone must've listened to "Paparazzi" a few too many times.

From Laura

| 16 comments | November 04, 2009
Dexter's Pray picture Dexter's Pray

Here I am in all my immobilizing glory.

| 15 comments | November 03, 2009
Blood for oil, ay? 2012 is closer than we think PEOPLE!!! picture Blood for oil, ay? 2012 is closer than we think PEOPLE!!!

From Alex

| 91 comments | July 28, 2009
This woman speaks for all men. picture This woman speaks for all men.

From Borat

| 214 comments | May 04, 2009