Recent "Bloopers" Stuff

The twist is that those were the actual lines.

From IarrthoirNaFirinne

Treat yo shelf. Aw, nuts. Let me do that one again.

From NBC

If they don't mess up again this year, it's probably because they were fired.

It's a real missed slam dunk.

Fun Fact: The average news anchor swallows eight spiders a year while they're sleeping.

I read somewhere he writes an extra hour of special outtakes ever year.

Damn it. Her voice box was ONE day away from retirement.

"Oh, you mean ON air."

Because, news flash, farting is hilarious.

I can't wait to see the "Downfall" parody in which Hitler is the BBC chairman.

She should be ashamed of herself. The only funny thing about this is imagining bears getting mad high and talking about space. Oh, yeah. I guess it is pretty funny.

It wasn't nearly as funny when that hobo wandered on set and did it.

"The things these girls can do with their mouths is amazing. Singing, I mean."

"I'm sensing that you'll never be on television again. Oh wait, that's me."

"In other news: still no update on that stolen nerve gas that drives reporters insane."

I dunno... I think he kinda liked it.

The only thing more embarrassing than this reel is actually fishing.