Don't bother going down. It's a dead end of pain, misery and loneliness.
Someone needs to call the slutty snow vagina ASAP!
I hear wedding bells!
Talk about blue balls.
"Ms. October Blueballing our roommate."
It's great. It's the only affliction you can fix with masturbation.
"There is a car under there, somewhere."
Blue balls and two guys jiggling blue balls.
Oh great, my ex-girlfriend is having a party.
Quite a case of blue balls
We said no more snow penis pictures!
Trust me, these things hurt like a bitch.
Obviously. 13 months is a long time...
"Taken in Switzerland. My mom kept asking what was so funny, but my dad and I wouldn't tell her."
Haven't we all been there a few times?
It's a long drive home from that Christian girl's house...