Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Continue on! The fabled land of a Sequoia-sized carrot forest should be juuuust ahead."
"I knew duct taping this digital camera to a seagull's head was a good idea."
Isn't that your mom's nickname?
That water is just a big ol' tease.
Like Father Like Son.
The most clever "that guy" to date. So screw you girls who "don't want their dad" in the picture because he's too "drunk" and they want to put this on "the facebook".
The real question is "can you do that on a waterbed?"
I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.
This would NEVER happen in first class.
You pelican't take my beer, you stupid freaky bird.
It's customary in their culture for the captain to do this before a long voyage.
Nature in its purest form.
Fun fact: there's no speed limit for boat-cars. Or mummy passengers.
The makers of Trainspotting are trying their hand at a buddy comedy.
You'd think this was Christopher Mintz-Plasse's boat, but it's actually John McCain's. He doesn't get the reference.
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