Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Is this what heaven's like?
"Okay, okay keep it moving. I'm next in line."
This could either be a very eccentric elderly billionaire or a very spoiled 8-year-old. Either way it's awesome.
Party like it's nineteen-ninety-nun
"Continue on! The fabled land of a Sequoia-sized carrot forest should be juuuust ahead."
"I knew duct taping this digital camera to a seagull's head was a good idea."
Isn't that your mom's nickname?
That water is just a big ol' tease.
Like Father Like Son.
The most clever "that guy" to date. So screw you girls who "don't want their dad" in the picture because he's too "drunk" and they want to put this on "the facebook".
The real question is "can you do that on a waterbed?"
I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.
This would NEVER happen in first class.
You pelican't take my beer, you stupid freaky bird.
It's customary in their culture for the captain to do this before a long voyage.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.