Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Quick, everyone run to the other side of the tugboat!
Note the man at the back of the boat. Sorry, at the stern of the boat.
"Optical illusion... Can you spot the island?"
I don't get it.
What a unique perspective, most guys who own boats hate blowjobs.
This is exactly why he bought the boat in the first place.
Presumably, the tires tilt 90 degrees so they're flat against the ground before it enters boat mode.
Hitler's boat was just discovered.
When this boat's a-rockin', somebody call the police...seriously, now.
"No man keg stand at 30 knots."
Classic case of more money than brains.
Not in the ai ai, captain!
It doesn't say "no parking" anywhere.
Don't worry, we got plenty.
Everybody go to the front of the boat.
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