Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The S.S. We Can't Afford Better.
The cover was a good investment.
Hey second guy from the right - you aren't fooling anyone. We can clearly see you aren't holding anything.
We'll just re-name our boat, prop it up on the front lawn, and wait for the panties to start dropping. It can't fail!
It is unsinkable. God himself could not sink this ship.
"Fat guy in a little boat."
No motor boats? I thought this was America!
Arr... if ye insult me boat I'll have you walk the plank
To do: 1. Drop kids off at school 2. Go fishing and drink all day 3. Pick kids up from school
The tide must have gone out.
College Water Wings.
"Don't know if this is signs, sexual or random."
"It took 4 days for maintenance to get the S.S. Arnett out of the pond because it was anchored so well."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.