Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
SURVEY: Do you motorboat with your eyes open or closed?
You motorboating son of a bitch
"Group of us went to Vegas and met an old couple that were hilarious. She let me motor boat her tits."
I don't get it.
What a unique perspective, most guys who own boats hate blowjobs.
This is exactly why he bought the boat in the first place.
Presumably, the tires tilt 90 degrees so they're flat against the ground before it enters boat mode.
Hitler's boat was just discovered.
When this boat's a-rockin', somebody call the police...seriously, now.
"No man keg stand at 30 knots."
Classic case of more money than brains.
Not in the ai ai, captain!
It doesn't say "no parking" anywhere.
Don't worry, we got plenty.
Either salt artwork, or a poor use of cocaine.
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