Picture "I work on a studio lot in Hollywood, and I found Borat's truck in a parking lot outside my job. It has been parked there for a few months and I just realized what it was."
Picture Borat's a notoriously difficult costume to pull off well. Great job! The tiny American flag helps.
Picture my roommate stole this from the window of a movie theater. when i walked in at 3:30 a.m. he was staring at my junk while i took a piss.