Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Almost worth the wasted beer. Almost.
Forty hands is for nerds. Beer wings is where it's at.
"Over $10,000 worth of Rum in 2 years."
Just buy a Brita filter, your roommate will thank you.
"130 bottles of vodka over 2 semesters in Scotland."
Beer doesn't grow on trees... does it?
It'll be sad when they have to put this Christmas tree out on the block.
The only downside is she can't get it out.
I've met the man, and Jack Daniels is no angel.
Some people prefer artificial Christmas trees.
You don't need to do anything your first week anyway. If anyone ever calls you on this, just say you transferred into the class late.
Alright, we start at the top and work our way down one level at a time.
That party was only missing one thing - garbage bags.
This should provide adequate sustenance for my Dr. Who marathon.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.