CollegeHumor: Brain

Mind Blowing Old Spice Ad

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:11:56 -0500

I'll buy whatever it is they're selling, as long as it's more Old Spice ads.

Untitled 1

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 23:15:52 -0400

We shall now refer periods as "Shark Week"

Mind-Exploding Assumption

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:42:54 -0400

Stupid brain. Be more evolved!

What If Your Brain Was Run Like An Apartment Building

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 07:19:00 -0400

Owen’s Memory- 739^th Floor. Apartment 739-C

Landlord knocks on door.

Landlord: Calculus! Calculus, I know you’re in there.

Calculus: Go away! Leave me alone.

Landlord: Calculus, listen to me. You’ve been evicted. You haven’t paid your rent in years.

Calculus: How am I supposed to afford rent? They outsourced my job to a damn calculator.

Landlord: Sorry, buddy, but memory space is at a premium here. And you’ve been sitting there doing nothing for ages. You gotta go.

Calculus: I’m a veteran, damn it! I saved all your asses during the Great High School Finals of ’04. You can’t throw me out!

Landlord: Look, we’ve already got someone to fill your spot.

Lyrics to Every Weird Al Song Ever: Hi.

Calculus: That sounds like… you’re replacing me with the lyrics to “Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch”?

Landlord: Sorry, man.

Calculus: So. That’s how this is going to go down.

Sound of a gun being cocked.

Landlord: Oh jeez… Calculus, come on, man. Don’t do anything you’ll regret.

Calculus: I regret everything.

Lyrics to Every Weird Al Song Ever: Is this a bad time? Because I can-

A gunshot sounds from behind the door. Then a thump. Then silence.

Landlord: …

Lyrics to Every Weird Al Song Ever: …

Landlord: So… where did you live before this?

Lyrics to Every Weird Al Song Ever: Oh, I had a few albums, then after that I was cast into the boundless nether-void where all truly useless knowledge is left to drift, best forgotten, sealed away until the death of eternity. Then I was on Wikipedia.

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Brain Orgy

Fri, 21 May 2010 12:36:46 -0400

What a mindf***. Literally.

Untitled 5

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:29:05 -0500

Excuse me sir, I think you forgot your skull cap. I can see your brain.

Pretty accurate, although in my brain the Simpsons lobe would cover 90% of it

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:21:33 -0400

A Map of my Brain. Not MY brain, the artists brain.

Mind Control

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:15:56 -0400

Sure it works, but you still have to use your hands to get those headphones on.

Untitled 8

Wed, 31 Jul 2002 00:00:00 -0400

Best part of this diagram? The nonexistant Driving Skills lobe.

Untitled 9

Thu, 24 Feb 2000 00:00:00 -0500

Diagram of the male brain