Forget tongs, let's take this to third base.
It's a real flavor saver.
DEAR GOD, DIDN'T YOU HEAR US? THERE IS SNOW COMING! GET BREAD AND MILK!
Free loaf of bread with every stolen soul.
High school is hard for a lot of guys.
What is this remarkable food?
I still think he looks a little doughy.
Look at that piece of bread and tell me he ain't fed.
It's really the most practical way to carry 40 pounds of baloney.
"Sorry I ruined your sandwich, but it was either that or the couch."
You wear what you eat.
He practices safe sex, so you don't have to worry about him forgetting to baguette.
"Yeah, son. That's how you KNOW it's that good bread."