CollegeHumor: Break up

Ikea Breakup Room

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:14:54 -0400

Finally a place in Ikea for couples to fight.

Heartfelt Breakup Note

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 11:27:30 -0400

Poor girl. Now who's going to make her feel good about her spelling ability?

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Fri, 11 Feb 2011 11:32:59 -0500

Unfortunately she got off the exit after reading "Will you marry me?"

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Mon, 14 Jun 2010 12:06:08 -0400

Maybe the "honesty is the best policy" lesson could have waited a couple of years. Or forever.

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Mon, 26 Apr 2010 23:48:18 -0400

My relationship with facebook is complicated. Filthy creeps stealing all my sensitive and sweet information.

The Most Absurd Break-Up Letters

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 15:10:38 -0400

Breaking up is hard to do, so make it easier by ending the relationship through post-it note! Why show someone the respect of a face-to-face break-up when you can just scribble down a few words on a napkin? You've got better things to do ...

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Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:40:08 -0400

If she doesn't understand, it wasn't meant to be.

Starcraft 2 Beta Break Up

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 12:03:46 -0400

The first time being single ever stopped anyone from playing Starcraft.

The punishment for cheating is sweet, sweet humilation

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 15:21:22 -0500

Guy breaks up with his girlfriend over the radio on Valentine's Day.

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Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:37:34 -0500

Well, technically she's a sophomore taking senior classes.

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Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:14:06 -0500

Jeremy is SO IN right now.

Haha, they're failures at love.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:08:15 -0500

Read about failed relationships and feel better about yourself!

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Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:06:43 -0500

"I also grabbed your 65" Plasma TV. He liked me more too."

"Haha. You thought you and your significant other shared mutual love for each other. But you didn't"

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:11:39 -0400

A blog of break ups worse than yours. Unless you're that guy Craig my GF was dating when I met her. Sorry, Craig. No hard feelings?

Well, did she say yes?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:58:54 -0400

Jennifer is the luckiest dumped girlfriend in Australia.

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Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:14:50 -0400

A true Public Service Announcement.

Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:48:43 -0400

"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"

Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:52:11 -0400

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Computer Break-up

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 14:07:11 -0400

Adrianne – Hi, PC.

PC – Welcome back, Adrianne!

Adrianne – Ugh…

PC – Is something wrong, Adrianne?

Adrianne – PC, we need to talk.

PC – What about?

Adrianne – You’re just…You’re not doing it for me, anymore.
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At least the break up wasn't uncomfortable

Wed, 06 May 2009 15:55:13 -0400

A couple breaks up over a snuggie.