Snooki is learning the true gifts being a terrible parent brings.
The only other way to get this much high-fructose corn syrup from a boob is to breastfeed from Rosie O'Donnell.
Does that qualify as a knit slip?
Isn't that what Christmas is about?
"This is an ad for 2-for-1 phone service."
I'd say that at 22 years old, I'm a tad too old for that.