Video Fantastic mash-up of Billy Joel's hilariously outdated Uptown Girl video and Britney Spears' Toxic.
Picture When I used to guess how long it would take Britney Spears to do nudity, I never would have imagined I could lose interest so quickly.
Picture Don't let Britney Spears hickey distract you from the ample amount of sideboob on display here.
Picture "Next time someone tries to show off their taste in music by saying they're a Radiohead fan, show them this."
Video Not many people realize the original version of Oops, I Did It Again was done by Louis Armstrong in 1936. (MP3)
Picture Britney Spears seems to be settling into her new role as national punchline well. It took a year or two longer then I expected, but you can't outrun fate.
Picture To commemerate the day Britney Spears officially jumped the shark, here's where all this commotion started.