Tag: Britney Used To Be Hot

Britney's dwindling hotness is even reflected in the Halloween costumes. Picture Britney's dwindling hotness is even reflected in the Halloween costumes.
It looks like the Britney on the right ate the Britney on the left, and is preparing to pick what's left from her teeth. Picture It looks like the Britney on the right ate the Britney on the left, and is preparing to pick what's left from her teeth.
Fun fact - Britney Spears has had four books published. Picture Fun fact - Britney Spears has had four books published.
I guess we'll never see a Crossroads 2. Picture I guess we'll never see a Crossroads 2.
Another shot of Britney before it all went wrong. Picture Another shot of Britney before it all went wrong.
"The only difference between Britney then and Britney now is Photoshop." Picture "The only difference between Britney then and Britney now is Photoshop."
What do you think are the odds Britney Spears made a lot porno when she was 18 and sealed it up in a vault to sell when she needed the money? Picture What do you think are the odds Britney Spears made a lot porno when she was 18 and sealed it up in a vault to sell when she needed the money?
POPOZAO! Picture POPOZAO!
Britney Spears, who is a different kind of dirty now. Picture Britney Spears, who is a different kind of dirty now.
This was only a few years ago. It makes you worry about Lindsay Lohan. Picture This was only a few years ago. It makes you worry about Lindsay Lohan.
Oops I ruined my career! Picture Oops I ruined my career!
Well, at least Britney Spears still has her musical talent to fall back on. Picture Well, at least Britney Spears still has her musical talent to fall back on.
All the airbrushes in the world couldn't save Britney these days. Picture All the airbrushes in the world couldn't save Britney these days.
What do you think Kevin Federline was doing while this picture was taken? Probably picking his ears. Picture What do you think Kevin Federline was doing while this picture was taken? Probably picking his ears.
Pre-fall Britney contest entry. Picture Pre-fall Britney contest entry.