Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Better hope your car don't break down here, boy.
Well, it has to be better than Into The Blue and Catwoman.
Ohhh, I get it. "BROKE BACK" Mountain.
"Imagine how my father must have felt when he walked in on me macromaking my own jeans shorts while my sister bedazzled my shirt to say 'brokeback' on the shoulder."
I wish I could quit you, brown-skin-Jake-Gyllenhaal.
Either that, or a centaur.
The home fries are so good, you won't be able to quit them.
Live the adventure!
Percentage of 18-24 year old males that have seen Brokeback Mountain - 15%.Percentage of 18-24 year old males that have made a Brokeback Mountain joke - 84%.
Page 1 of 1
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.