"Broken" Video

It's the only way he can keep Mommy from drinking.

From chasechocolate

"Is that a home run, Dad?" "Yes, son. A home run. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I heard something coming from my special cabinet."

I'm no doctor, but I know arms aren't supposed to go flaccid.

"I just spoke with the toilet's lawyer, he says it won't stop until you agree to 'lay off the bean burritos.'''

I don't know what they're saying, but I'm pretty sure one of them is upset about an ox.

This is why I always buy American. When things fall apart, you can sue the mechanic.

"Oh no! We've got to find another statue before the town historian finds out."

This guy's almost as strong as Stone Cold Steve Austin!

You're so buying me a new one! That was awesome by the way.

Because rollerblading isn't embarrassing enough.

Well, what do you expect from someone who plays DDR with their hands?

He must be in unbelievable pain, which is a small price to pay for such a neat talent!

We already put a hole in the wall after an altercation. This is about 5 in the morning when delirium is going full force so we decided to make it bigger. Watch as the wall cracks all the way down on impact.

Being delerious is the best drug. . . Its free, messes you up, and lets your friend do this to him.

blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp

You know, it's pretty surprising this doesn't happen more often.

It's one of a kind, eh?

"A toilet being dropped 50 ft. onto concrete. "

"We had an old T.V. so we tossed it off the roof at our fraternity house."