Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Go Red Sox!
Note to self: don't sled down big hills on dining hall trays.
If I flex my forearm I can make him dance.
"That punching contest guy totally stole my idea."
"Me and one of my friends each took an arm and had a week of sneaking up on a mutual friend and punching him. The winner was the person who inflicted the most bruising by the end of the week."
"Why you shouldent play slap ass with a gorilla."
You got drunk and fell on your ass. Where's my money?
I fell down the stairs, I swear!
"I fell down the stairs and ended up with this huge ass bruise. We decided to christen it Meatwad."
"My friend franklin and I played the punching game to 19 rounds, Right fist right arm. I woke up to this the next day. "
I think one of the most funny things you can say or write is "No Fat Chicks," because duh.
Page 1 of 1
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.