Awwww, a woman? I wanted fried chicken.
The poor man's shower.
People said it couldn't be done. And they were totally right.
Maybe it's not a helmet. Maybe they wear that all the time.
That's the last time I hire an Amish plumber.
It's my d*ck in a bucket.
This is how Jim Morrison choked on his own vomit.
"Cups are for pussies. We dubbed it BIGruit"
"This is how we found him..."