Picture He didn't make arrests because they were drinking Budlight Lime, which isn't really beer anyway.
Picture Can this please be a new thing at college? I really want to hear girls scream "Beer Boob It!"
Picture Christmas season moves up every year. In 2006, it starts the day before Halloween. Next year it'll be in September.
Picture Why do girls judge us by our personalities, and not our beer pong tables? I just don't get women.