Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Why WOULDN'T you spend seven and a half hours doing this?
Christmas season moves up every year. In 2006, it starts the day before Halloween. Next year it'll be in September.
Why do girls judge us by our personalities, and not our beer pong tables? I just don't get women.
I told you I only like Rolling Rock!
Hope you brought your bathing suit.
Like Pooh and the honey pot.
If you're brave enough to climb on top of the truck, then you deserve to be pelted with beers.
My favorite flavor of cake, how did you know?
"This guy showed up to our party. Nobody knew who he was."
"Hey, at least we recycle."
Just make sure he sleeps on his side.
Did you hear that he and Birdo hooked up in Jeff's room?
Just like my Bar Mitzvah, except I had Keystone.
"Nascar Halloween - riding around in shopping carts resulted in bloody shins, a broken elbow, chipped tooth, and 10 stitches."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.