Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
All right, now let's see it with coins.
The Mecca of Immaturity
Oh, that sign? That's been up there since the building was erected.
Guys, I tried archery in college and it sounds like much more fun than it actually is. But then again, so does projectile vomit.
Professor Oak refuses to teach anywhere else.
The driver was charged with "being awesome."
While the chances were slim to begin with, now no one will get laid in the Wilson Observatory.
Big Brother Vader is always watching (from the Northwest Tower of the Washington National Cathedral).
That power plant is about to ERUPT!
Guess what happened to Shadowfax after Gandalf left Middle-Earth.
Ugh, mom, I wanted the Irrigation Legos, not the Urban Infrastructure Legos.
That explains why I keep trying to order gorditas at the bank
"A wrecking ball and bulldozer are coming my way! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO."
All the elderly men wear grills over their dentures.rnrn
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