Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Honey, we never go dancing at Burger King like we used to.
The king mocks an out of business Denny's.
TURN ONS: Finding an onion ring in my fries. TURN OFFS: Clowns.
The frightening part? He wears that costume even when it isn't Halloween.
See, they're friends. It's that Wendy dyke nobody can stand.
"We have been changing/re-arranging the letters on this BK sign for almost a full year now. It got to the point where they left it blank for 7 months, we followed by putting up the letters 'We Win".
Would you like loneliness with that?
Taking a golf cart through the drive-thru I can understand - who hasn't dreamt of that? But the handicapped pass?
"I decided that one quad stacker from BK wasn't enough. So, I made The Ocho."
A Wayne Rooney miracle! His face on a hamburger bun!
What's being royalty worth if everyone's laughing at you because you look like a fast food mascot?
What kind of awesome apartment has a John Elway figurine, a Burger King mask, a teddy bear, and a pirate costume?
The Burger King came to visit WUVT, and he likes Bob Marley.
The movie and book really over-funtabulized the life of the Cat in the Hat. His real life is a lot more monotonous.
The king is a traitor!
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