Let's be honest, this seems like the right thing to do.
Mmm, smells like success.
Meanwhile, on the Upper East Side, I was getting a burn of my own.
Sometimes the truth hurts. And disfigures.
It's your lucky day.
Next time you want to cook, really think about it.
He preaches against the S'more doctrine. Burn him!
That guy's bits didn't have enough byte.
He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him.
Unfortunately she got off the exit after reading "Will you marry me?"
"Shows how much you know! She already has one, it's under her... wait."
He is SO in the fraternity.
Stephen M: My Mom's the biggest smoke monster off all! Quit cigarettes you animal.
Well, that's somewhat positive, right?
He's a Math T.A. I'd be surprised if he didn't know all 150 original Pokemon.
This is a very respectable entry into the "Internet Burn Hall of Fame."
After this, they hollowed their other friend out and used him as a bong.