Cleverbot Burn picture Cleverbot Burn

That guy's bits didn't have enough byte.

| 1 comment | October 05, 2011
He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him. picture He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him.

| 14 comments | March 10, 2011
Unfortunately she got off the exit after reading "Will you marry me?" picture Unfortunately she got off the exit after reading "Will you marry me?"

| 25 comments | February 11, 2011
"Shows how much you know! She already has one, it's under her... wait." picture "Shows how much you know! She already has one, it's under her... wait."

| 8 comments | September 01, 2010
He is SO in the fraternity. picture He is SO in the fraternity.

| 6 comments | March 23, 2010
Stephen M: My Mom's the biggest smoke monster off all! Quit cigarettes you animal. picture Stephen M: My Mom's the biggest smoke monster off all! Quit cigarettes you animal.

| 45 comments | February 11, 2010
Well, that's somewhat positive, right? picture Well, that's somewhat positive, right?

From Aaron

| 31 comments | December 15, 2009
He's a Math T.A. I'd be surprised if he didn't know all 150 original Pokemon. picture He's a Math T.A. I'd be surprised if he didn't know all 150 original Pokemon.

From Matt F

| 68 comments | November 17, 2009
This is a very respectable entry into the "Internet Burn Hall of Fame." picture This is a very respectable entry into the "Internet Burn Hall of Fame."

| 219 comments | October 10, 2009
FacebURNN! picture FacebURNN!

| 122 comments | October 07, 2009
After this, they hollowed their other friend out and used him as a bong. picture After this, they hollowed their other friend out and used him as a bong.

| 166 comments | October 13, 2008
"The shirtless hot iron party always ends like this. We should really consider not having them as often." picture "The shirtless hot iron party always ends like this. We should really consider not having them as often."

| 114 comments | June 14, 2008
The ole' free haircut trick. picture The ole' free haircut trick.

From Joe Bob

| 58 comments | March 19, 2007
At least he didn't try to iron his pants. picture At least he didn't try to iron his pants.

From Mitch

| 43 comments | December 22, 2006
"My friend accidentally hit the 'steam' button while ironing his sweater while wearing it." picture "My friend accidentally hit the 'steam' button while ironing his sweater while wearing it."

From Colin

| 47 comments | December 14, 2006
Wait! I have a great idea. Let's put these cigars out on our hands. No no no hear me out. It may hurt, but it's going to be worth it. What - 14 beers and a few shots, why? Oh no this isn't because I'm drunk, trust me. This is a great idea. Who is with me? picture Wait! I have a great idea. Let's put these cigars out on our hands. No no no hear me out. It may hurt, but it's going to be worth it. What - 14 beers and a few shots, why? Oh no this isn't because I'm drunk, trust me. This is a great idea. Who is with me?

| 6 comments | November 20, 2005
"Just a picture of me being stupid and trying to get a wrinkle out of my shirt while I'm wearing the shirt." picture "Just a picture of me being stupid and trying to get a wrinkle out of my shirt while I'm wearing the shirt."

| 7 comments | May 19, 2005
A burn victim at Frostburg State picture A burn victim at Frostburg State

| 2 comments | November 16, 2004
"Australian Pizza: Get drunk, put pizza in oven, wake up 6 hours later to take it out of the oven. Serve with black smoke, and charred cabinets." picture "Australian Pizza: Get drunk, put pizza in oven, wake up 6 hours later to take it out of the oven. Serve with black smoke, and charred cabinets."

| 1 comment | November 06, 2004
Shit does happen when you party naked at JMU….don't jump over fires picture Shit does happen when you party naked at JMU….don't jump over fires

| 0 comments | October 31, 2004