Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
She's a total kiss ass.
This is what happens when Chuck Norris head butts you.
Putting the "butt" in "multicolored tramp stamp that's a BUTTerfly."
"Bet each other to see who could get a girls number first. This was the wager."
Nah, it's too brown, throw it back.
How much would it suck for this guy if Dr. Phil got caught with child porn?
Goddamn it, I asked him for a DRUNK pickle! This looks ridiculous!
The really embarrassing thing is what I got tattooed on my forehead.
It's like your ass has a bouncer.
Now you never will.
Like an awesome version of the Care Bears.
Grade F meat.
Person who has this tattoo - please explain in the comments what you tell girls you manage to get naked with.
"By the way, it was done with a red hot coat hanger and took 4 weeks to heal."
This enormous mistake will unite us for the rest of our lives.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.