Nippy weather we got there.
Before you press that button you best be sure you're ready to wield that kind of power.
If only it were this easy...
... then discard jellyfish in toilet.
I think it's broken. No, not the button you insensitive prick, my FINGER!
To be fair the red button emits a heavy shock that'll make you scream too.
Remember to hold it for ten seconds.
They just installed these in all the Apple stores. These computers sell themselves baby!
They probably celebrate by watching Ben Affleck's incredible performance in Pearl Harbor.
"A guy came running in with a mop... not kidding."
"They should really have more faith in people."
Those things are reason enough to move to Japan.