Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"A Christmas present for my brothers - their faces permanently on my ass." Tis the season.
We'll drop a load in your hole.
It's good to know that craigslist hasn't completly replaced the good ole' fashioined creepy personal ad.
Does the sideboob come with the pool?
The only tattoo that pays for itself - "Well at least I can go to the bar broke and get 1 free shot."
What a lucky gal.
Sorry Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova is the new hot tennis player whose name I'm not quite sure how to pronounce.
There's no such thing as a good butt tattoo.
At best you are one for three.
The scary part is that at one point I wanted this exact tattoo.
What do pimping and getting a tattoo removed have in common? Both are apparently difficult.
Two of my favorite things, now permanently etched onto my ass.
The original Village People didn't wear assless chaps, that was our innovation.
They have Preperation H in the other countries? Do you think it's as hilarious there?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.