Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
And you thought Sir Mix-a-lot wasn't computer savvy.
I've never looked at a nice butt with such indifference.
That should refute the ideas that girls can't play sports, and/or fulfill very specific fetishes.
"That will blow out" was just not as an effective marketing campaign.
Everything is perfect about this picture. Especially the sneakers.
Mm, nice and big and round. Just gotta love those sunglasses on girls.
They plump when you cook 'em.
Don't mind me....
Oh, to be a filthy subway pole right now. I'd give anything. I'd give everything.
They say dolphins are the only other animals that have sex for pleasure. Just saying.
And now you know why I have tickets to girls volleyball tournaments.
"Skid Marks" works as well.
Keep one eye open while typing.
Stop being so proper and just call it a fart.
Check out "The Littlest Freshman." Straight to DVD this Spring Break.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.