If this cactus does not attract a mate with the traditional cacti dance routine, its innards will be used to soothe sun burn.
That cactus has one full bladder.
Don't even risk trying to touch it. That could be deadly.
The Endless Spring Break.
There are two languages on that poster, and I'm pretty sure neither is Mexican.
The penis cactus?
Mother Nature's beauty is a natural shocker.
Even nature's doing THE SHOCKER
Hey, those cactuses look like they have clowns coming out of them!